Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather always have a unibrow, or grow a beard that never stops?

• always have a unibrow
• grow a beard that never stops

Would you rather be able to talk to animals, or understand every language spoken by humans?

• be able to talk to animals
• understand every language spoken by humans

Would you rather have a third arm, or have a second nose?

• have a third arm
• have a second nose

Would you rather walk on your hands everywhere, or hop on one foot everywhere?

• walk on your hands everywhere
• hop on one foot everywhere

Would you rather have a pet elephant, or have a pet giraffe?

• have a pet elephant
• have a pet giraffe

Would you rather never have to sleep again, or never have to eat again?

• never have to sleep again
• never have to eat again

Would you rather be able to fly, or be able to turn invisible?

• be able to fly
• be able to turn invisible

Would you rather have a pizza grow on a tree in your yard, or have chocolate rain down from the sky?

• have a pizza grow on a tree in your yard
• have chocolate rain down from the sky

Would you rather be able to read minds, or be able to see the future?

• be able to read minds
• be able to see the future

Would you rather have a tail like a monkey, or have ears like a rabbit?

• have a tail like a monkey
• have ears like a rabbit

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater, or be able to breathe in space?

• be able to breathe underwater
• be able to breathe in space

Would you rather have a voice that sounds like a kazoo, or have a voice that sounds like a foghorn?

• have a voice that sounds like a kazoo
• have a voice that sounds like a foghorn

Would you rather be able to stretch your arms like Mr. Fantastic, or be able to shrink like Ant-Man?

• be able to stretch your arms like Mr. Fantastic
• be able to shrink like Ant-Man

Would you rather have a pet dinosaur, or have a pet dragon?

• have a pet dinosaur
• have a pet dragon

Would you rather never have to wear clothes again, or never have to shower again?

• never have to wear clothes again
• never have to shower again

Would you rather be able to jump to the moon, or be able to jump over a skyscraper?

• be able to jump to the moon
• be able to jump over a skyscraper

Would you rather have a nose that honks like a clown horn, or have a laugh that sounds like a hyena?

• have a nose that honks like a clown horn
• have a laugh that sounds like a hyena

Would you rather be able to lift anything, or be able to fit through any space?

• be able to lift anything
• be able to fit through any space

Would you rather have a pet shark, or have a pet octopus?

• have a pet shark
• have a pet octopus

Would you rather never have to go to school again, or never have to do homework again?

• never have to go to school again
• never have to do homework again

Would you rather never need sleep but must nap hourly, or never feel hungry but must eat hourly?

• never need sleep but must nap hourly
• never feel hungry but must eat hourly

Would you rather travel anywhere in a blink, or pause time whenever you want?

• travel anywhere in a blink
• pause time whenever you want

Would you rather live underwater with a constant air supply, or fly through the sky without a plane?

• live underwater with a constant air supply
• fly through the sky without a plane

Would you rather be invisible for one whole day, or speak every language for one whole day?

• be invisible for one whole day
• speak every language for one whole day

Would you rather get free amusement park passes daily, or get free zoo passes daily?

• get free amusement park passes daily
• get free zoo passes daily

Would you rather have every class happen outdoors, or have every class happen online?

• have every class happen outdoors
• have every class happen online

Would you rather wear roller skates everywhere, or walk barefoot everywhere?

• wear roller skates everywhere
• walk barefoot everywhere

Would you rather forget every password instantly, or misplace every key instantly?

• forget every password instantly
• misplace every key instantly

Would you rather every sneeze sounds like a trumpet, or every hiccup sounds like a bark?

• every sneeze sounds like a trumpet
• every hiccup sounds like a bark

Would you rather every staircase becomes a slide, or every elevator becomes a trampoline?

• every staircase becomes a slide
• every elevator becomes a trampoline

Would you rather every animal wears a tiny hat, or every tree wears a winter scarf?

• every animal wears a tiny hat
• every tree wears a winter scarf

Would you rather every photo comes out blurry, or every video comes out silent?

• every photo comes out blurry
• every video comes out silent

Would you rather every clock chimes whenever you sneeze, or every door squeaks whenever you hiccup?

• every clock chimes whenever you sneeze
• every door squeaks whenever you hiccup

Would you rather always arrive ten minutes early, or always arrive ten minutes late?

• always arrive ten minutes early
• always arrive ten minutes late

Would you rather a plant-eating dinosaur as your pet, or a whale that fits inside your bathtub?

• a plant-eating dinosaur as your pet
• a whale that fits inside your bathtub

Would you rather live in a house made of giant blocks, or live in a house made of soft pillows?

• live in a house made of giant blocks
• live in a house made of soft pillows

Would you rather speak like a robot every day, or speak like a pirate every day?

• speak like a robot every day
• speak like a pirate every day

Would you rather have your homework write itself, or have your chores clean themselves?

• have your homework write itself
• have your chores clean themselves

Would you rather only eat food that glows, or only drink drinks that sparkle?

• only eat food that glows
• only drink drinks that sparkle

Would you rather wear pajamas to every class, or wear a costume to every class?

• wear pajamas to every class
• wear a costume to every class

Would you rather carry an umbrella on sunny days, or wear sunglasses during snowstorms?

• carry an umbrella on sunny days
• wear sunglasses during snowstorms

Would you rather eat only crunchy food, or eat only soft food?

• eat only crunchy food
• eat only soft food

Would you rather wear every shoe on the wrong foot, or wear every glove on the wrong hand?

• wear every shoe on the wrong foot
• wear every glove on the wrong hand

Would you rather have a tiny robot do your homework, or have a tiny robot do your chores?

• have a tiny robot do your homework
• have a tiny robot do your chores

Would you rather burst into laughter at everything, or burst into tears at everything?

• burst into laughter at everything
• burst into tears at everything

Would you rather eat only spaghetti with your hands or eat only soup with a fork, or drink only soda through a straw or drink only juice from a cup?

• eat only spaghetti with your hands or eat only soup with a fork
• drink only soda through a straw or drink only juice from a cup

Would you rather have a sandwich made of marshmallows and pickles or have a smoothie with broccoli and chocolate, or eat a pizza topped with jellybeans and sardines or eat cereal with hot sauce instead of milk?

• have a sandwich made of marshmallows and pickles or have a smoothie with broccoli and chocolate
• eat a pizza topped with jellybeans and sardines or eat cereal with hot sauce instead of milk

Would you rather drink a milkshake made with pickles and mustard or eat a taco filled with ice cream and bacon, or have a burger with a bun made of gummy bears or eat pasta with a sauce made of ketchup and marshmallows?

• drink a milkshake made with pickles and mustard or eat a taco filled with ice cream and bacon
• have a burger with a bun made of gummy bears or eat pasta with a sauce made of ketchup and marshmallows

Would you rather drink a smoothie that tastes like spaghetti or eat a soup that smells like bananas, or have a salad with leaves made of chocolate or drink a juice that fizzes like soda?

• drink a smoothie that tastes like spaghetti or eat a soup that smells like bananas
• have a salad with leaves made of chocolate or drink a juice that fizzes like soda

Would you rather eat a pancake that tastes like a hamburger or drink a glass of milk that smells like fish, or have a sandwich where the bread is made of cheese or eat a salad with dressing made of hot sauce?

• eat a pancake that tastes like a hamburger or drink a glass of milk that smells like fish
• have a sandwich where the bread is made of cheese or eat a salad with dressing made of hot sauce

Would you rather drink a milkshake that changes flavor every sip or eat a cookie that crumbles into a different dessert, or have a pizza that tastes like a taco or eat a burger with a bun made of bacon?

• drink a milkshake that changes flavor every sip or eat a cookie that crumbles into a different dessert
• have a pizza that tastes like a taco or eat a burger with a bun made of bacon

Would you rather drink a juice that turns your tongue a different color or eat a candy that makes your mouth feel like it's on fire, or have a smoothie that tastes like a salad or drink a soda that smells like a flower?

• drink a juice that turns your tongue a different color or eat a candy that makes your mouth feel like it's on fire
• have a smoothie that tastes like a salad or drink a soda that smells like a flower

Would you rather eat a pie filled with spaghetti and meatballs or drink a smoothie that tastes like a burger, or have a taco with a shell made of chocolate or eat a salad with leaves made of bacon?

• eat a pie filled with spaghetti and meatballs or drink a smoothie that tastes like a burger
• have a taco with a shell made of chocolate or eat a salad with leaves made of bacon

Would you rather drink a milkshake that tastes like a pizza or eat a cookie that crumbles into a taco, or have a sandwich with bread made of potato chips or drink a juice that smells like a pizza?

• drink a milkshake that tastes like a pizza or eat a cookie that crumbles into a taco
• have a sandwich with bread made of potato chips or drink a juice that smells like a pizza

Would you rather eat a cake that tastes like a hamburger or drink a smoothie that smells like a cookie, or have a pizza topped with marshmallows and olives or eat a taco filled with ice cream and pickles?

• eat a cake that tastes like a hamburger or drink a smoothie that smells like a cookie
• have a pizza topped with marshmallows and olives or eat a taco filled with ice cream and pickles

Would you rather drink a juice that tastes like a burger or eat a soup that smells like a fruit salad, or have a sandwich with bread made of bacon or drink a milkshake that turns your tongue blue?

• drink a juice that tastes like a burger or eat a soup that smells like a fruit salad
• have a sandwich with bread made of bacon or drink a milkshake that turns your tongue blue

Would you rather drink a soda that tastes like a salad or eat a candy that makes your mouth feel like it's full of bubbles, or have a burger with a bun made of cookies or eat a taco with a shell made of cheese?

• drink a soda that tastes like a salad or eat a candy that makes your mouth feel like it's full of bubbles
• have a burger with a bun made of cookies or eat a taco with a shell made of cheese

Would you rather drink a milkshake that tastes like a salad or eat a cookie that crumbles into a pizza, or have a pizza topped with gummy bears and cheese or eat a burger with a bun made of pancakes?

• drink a milkshake that tastes like a salad or eat a cookie that crumbles into a pizza
• have a pizza topped with gummy bears and cheese or eat a burger with a bun made of pancakes

Would you rather drink a milkshake that tastes like pickles, or eat a taco filled with ice cream?

• drink a milkshake that tastes like pickles
• eat a taco filled with ice cream

Would you rather have a sandwich with bread made of chocolate, or eat a salad with leaves made of bacon?

• have a sandwich with bread made of chocolate
• eat a salad with leaves made of bacon

Would you rather drink a smoothie that tastes like pizza, or eat a soup that smells like a hamburger?

• drink a smoothie that tastes like pizza
• eat a soup that smells like a hamburger

Would you rather eat a pancake that tastes like spaghetti, or drink a glass of milk that smells like bananas?

• eat a pancake that tastes like spaghetti
• drink a glass of milk that smells like bananas

Would you rather have a burger with a bun made of marshmallows, or eat a taco filled with broccoli and cheese?

• have a burger with a bun made of marshmallows
• eat a taco filled with broccoli and cheese

Would you rather drink a juice that turns your teeth green, or eat a candy that makes your ears tingle?

• drink a juice that turns your teeth green
• eat a candy that makes your ears tingle

Would you rather have a pizza topped with hot dogs and jellybeans, or eat a salad with dressing made of chocolate sauce?

• have a pizza topped with hot dogs and jellybeans
• eat a salad with dressing made of chocolate sauce

Would you rather drink a milkshake that smells like fish, or eat a cookie that crumbles into a burger?

• drink a milkshake that smells like fish
• eat a cookie that crumbles into a burger

Would you rather eat cereal at every meal, or drink soup at every meal?

• eat cereal at every meal
• drink soup at every meal

Would you rather eat pancakes with ketchup, or eat fries with peanut butter?

• eat pancakes with ketchup
• eat fries with peanut butter

Would you rather eat one giant sandwich daily, or eat ten tiny sandwiches daily?

• eat one giant sandwich daily
• eat ten tiny sandwiches daily

Would you rather have one giant cupcake, or have twelve tiny cupcakes?

• have one giant cupcake
• have twelve tiny cupcakes

Would you rather eat cakes shaped like dinosaurs, or eat cookies shaped like spaceships?

• eat cakes shaped like dinosaurs
• eat cookies shaped like spaceships

Would you rather eat with robotic arms, or drink through a garden hose?

• eat with robotic arms
• drink through a garden hose

Would you rather have dinner in complete darkness, or have breakfast under stage lights?

• have dinner in complete darkness
• have breakfast under stage lights

Would you rather have your food teleport to the table, or have your drinks teleport to your hand?

• have your food teleport to the table
• have your drinks teleport to your hand

Would you rather use a musical fork, or use a singing cup?

• use a musical fork
• use a singing cup

Would you rather eat soup without spoons, or eat salad without forks?

• eat soup without spoons
• eat salad without forks

Would you rather have a penguin serve dinner, or have a robot serve breakfast?

• have a penguin serve dinner
• have a robot serve breakfast

Would you rather eat lunch on a roller coaster, or eat dinner on a train?

• eat lunch on a roller coaster
• eat dinner on a train

Would you rather have ice cream float in every drink, or have noodles float in every soup?

• have ice cream float in every drink
• have noodles float in every soup

Would you rather eat mild food with surprise hot spots, or eat spicy food with surprise cold spots?

• eat mild food with surprise hot spots
• eat spicy food with surprise cold spots

Would you rather eat giant-sized vegetables, or eat miniature-sized fruit?

• eat giant-sized vegetables
• eat miniature-sized fruit

Would you rather always eat your picnic indoors, or always eat your meal outdoors?

• always eat your picnic indoors
• always eat your meal outdoors

Would you rather drink juice from a watering can, or eat noodles from a lunchbox?

• drink juice from a watering can
• eat noodles from a lunchbox

Would you rather eat from a plate shaped like a volcano, or drink from a teapot shaped like a dinosaur?

• eat from a plate shaped like a volcano
• drink from a teapot shaped like a dinosaur

Would you rather sit at a table made of chocolate, or sit on a chair made of cheese?

• sit at a table made of chocolate
• sit on a chair made of cheese

Would you rather have every bite taste fizzy, or have every sip taste crunchy?

• have every bite taste fizzy
• have every sip taste crunchy

Would you rather eat birthday cake for breakfast, or eat breakfast pastries for dinner?

• eat birthday cake for breakfast
• eat breakfast pastries for dinner

Would you rather eat watermelon pizza or eat pineapple pizza, or have noodles shaped like dinosaurs or have sandwiches shaped like robots?

• eat watermelon pizza or eat pineapple pizza
• have noodles shaped like dinosaurs or have sandwiches shaped like robots

Would you rather drink from a coconut with a straw or drink from a boot-shaped cup, or eat jelly with a fork or eat pudding with a spoon?

• drink from a coconut with a straw or drink from a boot-shaped cup
• eat jelly with a fork or eat pudding with a spoon

Would you rather have honey in your tea or have syrup in your coffee, or eat cheese that squeaks or eat chocolate that glows?

• have honey in your tea or have syrup in your coffee
• eat cheese that squeaks or eat chocolate that glows

Would you rather have a cake that changes colors or have ice cream that changes flavors, or eat noodles with a basketball chopstick or eat rice with giant tweezers?

• have a cake that changes colors or have ice cream that changes flavors
• eat noodles with a basketball chopstick or eat rice with giant tweezers

Would you rather be invisible during the day or be invisible at night, or fly or be able to breathe underwater?

• be invisible during the day or be invisible at night
• fly or be able to breathe underwater

Would you rather turn into a cat whenever you want or turn into a dog whenever you want, or have a pet dragon or have a pet unicorn?

• turn into a cat whenever you want or turn into a dog whenever you want
• have a pet dragon or have a pet unicorn

Would you rather live in a treehouse or live in an underwater bubble, or have a car that flies or have a car that can go underwater?

• live in a treehouse or live in an underwater bubble
• have a car that flies or have a car that can go underwater

Would you rather talk to animals or understand what trees say, or be able to shrink to an inch tall or grow to 50 feet tall?

• talk to animals or understand what trees say
• be able to shrink to an inch tall or grow to 50 feet tall

Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or have a pet robot, or live in a castle made of candy or live in a cloud?

• have a pet dinosaur or have a pet robot
• live in a castle made of candy or live in a cloud

Would you rather have a magic wand or have a jetpack, or be able to talk to plants or be able to talk to stars?

• have a magic wand or have a jetpack
• be able to talk to plants or be able to talk to stars

Would you rather have a pet penguin or have a pet kangaroo, or live in a gingerbread house or live in a house made of books?

• have a pet penguin or have a pet kangaroo
• live in a gingerbread house or live in a house made of books

Would you rather have a pet mermaid or have a pet genie, or be able to jump to the moon or be able to run faster than the wind?

• have a pet mermaid or have a pet genie
• be able to jump to the moon or be able to run faster than the wind

Would you rather live in a house that floats on water or live in a house that hovers in the air, or have a pet that changes colors or have a pet that glows in the dark?

• live in a house that floats on water or live in a house that hovers in the air
• have a pet that changes colors or have a pet that glows in the dark

Would you rather live in a world made of candy or live in a world made of clouds, or have a pet that can fly or have a pet that can swim underwater?

• live in a world made of candy or live in a world made of clouds
• have a pet that can fly or have a pet that can swim underwater

Would you rather be able to make anything you draw come to life or be able to make anything you imagine appear, or live in a house that moves like an RV or live in a house that can travel through time?

• be able to make anything you draw come to life or be able to make anything you imagine appear
• live in a house that moves like an RV or live in a house that can travel through time

Would you rather have a pet that can sing or have a pet that can dance, or be able to shrink objects or be able to enlarge objects?

• have a pet that can sing or have a pet that can dance
• be able to shrink objects or be able to enlarge objects

Would you rather live in a tree that grows candy or live in a cave that sparkles like diamonds, or have a pet that can change size or have a pet that can change shape?

• live in a tree that grows candy or live in a cave that sparkles like diamonds
• have a pet that can change size or have a pet that can change shape

Would you rather be able to control the stars or be able to control the ocean, or have a pet that can talk or have a pet that can write?

• be able to control the stars or be able to control the ocean
• have a pet that can talk or have a pet that can write

Would you rather live in a house made of mirrors or live in a house made of stained glass, or have a pet that can make you laugh or have a pet that can make you smile?

• live in a house made of mirrors or live in a house made of stained glass
• have a pet that can make you laugh or have a pet that can make you smile

Would you rather be able to walk through walls or be able to walk on water, or have a pet that can glow or have a pet that can sparkle?

• be able to walk through walls or be able to walk on water
• have a pet that can glow or have a pet that can sparkle

Would you rather live in a house that plays music or live in a house that tells stories, or have a pet that can grant wishes or have a pet that can make dreams come true?

• live in a house that plays music or live in a house that tells stories
• have a pet that can grant wishes or have a pet that can make dreams come true

Would you rather be able to turn anything into chocolate or be able to turn anything into ice cream, or live in a house that floats on a cloud or live in a house that floats on a rainbow?

• be able to turn anything into chocolate or be able to turn anything into ice cream
• live in a house that floats on a cloud or live in a house that floats on a rainbow

Would you rather have a pet that can change colors with your mood or have a pet that can change sizes with your mood, or be able to create anything you want or be able to destroy anything you want?

• have a pet that can change colors with your mood or have a pet that can change sizes with your mood
• be able to create anything you want or be able to destroy anything you want

Would you rather live in a house that travels through time or live in a house that travels to different dimensions, or have a pet that can fly and swim or have a pet that can sing and dance?

• live in a house that travels through time or live in a house that travels to different dimensions
• have a pet that can fly and swim or have a pet that can sing and dance

Would you rather live in a castle that rains chocolate or live in a cave that sings, or have a pet dragon that breathes bubbles or have a pet unicorn that poops rainbows?

• live in a castle that rains chocolate or live in a cave that sings
• have a pet dragon that breathes bubbles or have a pet unicorn that poops rainbows

Would you rather live in a house that floats above the clouds, or live in a house buried underground?

• live in a house that floats above the clouds
• live in a house buried underground

Would you rather visit every city by enormous hot-air balloon, or visit every city by speedy underground train?

• visit every city by enormous hot-air balloon
• visit every city by speedy underground train

Would you rather have a dragon deliver your groceries, or have a giant robot deliver your groceries?

• have a dragon deliver your groceries
• have a giant robot deliver your groceries

Would you rather wear shoes that let you walk on walls, or wear shoes that let you walk on water?

• wear shoes that let you walk on walls
• wear shoes that let you walk on water

Would you rather talk to animals with full human sentences, or talk to plants with full human sentences?

• talk to animals with full human sentences
• talk to plants with full human sentences

Would you rather always have sunshine inside your backpack, or always have snow inside your backpack?

• always have sunshine inside your backpack
• always have snow inside your backpack

Would you rather open every door into a different adventure, or close every door and pause the adventure?

• open every door into a different adventure
• close every door and pause the adventure

Would you rather swim through clouds like clear blue water, or walk through oceans without getting wet?

• swim through clouds like clear blue water
• walk through oceans without getting wet

Would you rather ride a comet across the night sky, or ride a rainbow across the daytime sky?

• ride a comet across the night sky
• ride a rainbow across the daytime sky

Would you rather sleep inside a giant bird's nest, or sleep inside a floating glass bubble?

• sleep inside a giant bird's nest
• sleep inside a floating glass bubble

Would you rather own a map showing every hidden treasure, or own a compass pointing toward every adventure?

• own a map showing every hidden treasure
• own a compass pointing toward every adventure

Would you rather send letters that arrive before you write them, or receive letters from future versions of yourself?

• send letters that arrive before you write them
• receive letters from future versions of yourself

Would you rather become tiny enough to visit a ant colony, or become giant enough to visit a city?

• become tiny enough to visit a ant colony
• become giant enough to visit a city

Would you rather always teleport when you leave home, or always teleport when you return home?

• always teleport when you leave home
• always teleport when you return home

Would you rather breathe glowing fire during every sneeze, or breathe sparkling bubbles during every sneeze?

• breathe glowing fire during every sneeze
• breathe sparkling bubbles during every sneeze

Would you rather have every tree grow colorful ribbons, or have every cloud grow colorful ribbons?

• have every tree grow colorful ribbons
• have every cloud grow colorful ribbons

Would you rather carry a backpack containing a miniature ocean, or carry a backpack containing a miniature volcano?

• carry a backpack containing a miniature ocean
• carry a backpack containing a miniature volcano

Would you rather play basketball on the moon's low gravity, or play basketball on a planet with heavy gravity?

• play basketball on the moon's low gravity
• play basketball on a planet with heavy gravity

Would you rather have your shadow walk independently, or have your shadow wave at strangers?

• have your shadow walk independently
• have your shadow wave at strangers

Would you rather hear the ocean whenever you open a book, or see snow whenever you open a book?

• hear the ocean whenever you open a book
• see snow whenever you open a book

Would you rather ride a magic elevator to the ocean floor, or ride a magic elevator to the mountaintop?

• ride a magic elevator to the ocean floor
• ride a magic elevator to the mountaintop

Would you rather meet your imaginary friends in real life, or meet movie characters in real life?

• meet your imaginary friends in real life
• meet movie characters in real life

Would you rather fly around with enormous wings, or swim around with enormous fins?

• fly around with enormous wings
• swim around with enormous fins

Would you rather wake up inside a giant snow globe, or wake up inside a giant music box?

• wake up inside a giant snow globe
• wake up inside a giant music box

Would you rather explore a temple filled with friendly ghosts, or explore a city filled with friendly robots?

• explore a temple filled with friendly ghosts
• explore a city filled with friendly robots

Would you rather wear a suit made of bubble wrap or wear shoes that squeak with every step, or have a car that only runs on bananas or have a car that only runs on pickles?

• wear a suit made of bubble wrap or wear shoes that squeak with every step
• have a car that only runs on bananas or have a car that only runs on pickles

Would you rather have a backpack that weighs a ton or have a backpack that sings off-key, or get a free pizza every day but it’s always cold or get a free ice cream but it melts instantly?

• have a backpack that weighs a ton or have a backpack that sings off-key
• get a free pizza every day but it’s always cold or get a free ice cream but it melts instantly

Would you rather have a pet parrot that only mimics your farts or have a pet cat that only meows in opera, or live in a house where everything is sticky or live in a house where everything is slippery?

• have a pet parrot that only mimics your farts or have a pet cat that only meows in opera
• live in a house where everything is sticky or live in a house where everything is slippery

Would you rather have a phone that only calls your mom or have a phone that only plays elevator music, or be able to talk to animals but they only gossip or be able to talk to plants but they only complain?

• have a phone that only calls your mom or have a phone that only plays elevator music
• be able to talk to animals but they only gossip or be able to talk to plants but they only complain

Would you rather have a superpower to make everyone hiccup or have a superpower to make everyone sneeze, or have a pet that only eats your homework or have a pet that only hides your keys?

• have a superpower to make everyone hiccup or have a superpower to make everyone sneeze
• have a pet that only eats your homework or have a pet that only hides your keys

Would you rather live in a house that’s always too hot or live in a house that’s always too cold, or have a car that only drives backwards or have a car that only drives in circles?

• live in a house that’s always too hot or live in a house that’s always too cold
• have a car that only drives backwards or have a car that only drives in circles

Would you rather have a pet that only speaks in rhymes or have a pet that only speaks in riddles, or be able to read minds but only of squirrels or be able to read minds but only of goldfish?

• have a pet that only speaks in rhymes or have a pet that only speaks in riddles
• be able to read minds but only of squirrels or be able to read minds but only of goldfish

Would you rather have a superpower to make everyone laugh uncontrollably or have a superpower to make everyone cry uncontrollably, or live in a house that’s made of jello or live in a house that’s made of cotton candy?

• have a superpower to make everyone laugh uncontrollably or have a superpower to make everyone cry uncontrollably
• live in a house that’s made of jello or live in a house that’s made of cotton candy

Would you rather have a pet that only barks at vacuum cleaners or have a pet that only hides from the mailman, or have a car that only plays polka music or have a car that only plays whale sounds?

• have a pet that only barks at vacuum cleaners or have a pet that only hides from the mailman
• have a car that only plays polka music or have a car that only plays whale sounds

Would you rather live in a house that’s always haunted by friendly ghosts or live in a house that’s always filled with balloons, or have a superpower to make everyone’s shoes squeak or have a superpower to make everyone’s clothes itch?

• live in a house that’s always haunted by friendly ghosts or live in a house that’s always filled with balloons
• have a superpower to make everyone’s shoes squeak or have a superpower to make everyone’s clothes itch

Would you rather have a pet that only eats your socks or have a pet that only steals your snacks, or live in a house that’s always filled with bubbles or live in a house that’s always filled with confetti?

• have a pet that only eats your socks or have a pet that only steals your snacks
• live in a house that’s always filled with bubbles or live in a house that’s always filled with confetti

Would you rather have a superpower to make everyone’s hair stand on end or have a superpower to make everyone’s clothes change color, or live in a house that’s always spinning slowly or live in a house that’s always bouncing gently?

• have a superpower to make everyone’s hair stand on end or have a superpower to make everyone’s clothes change color
• live in a house that’s always spinning slowly or live in a house that’s always bouncing gently

Would you rather have a pet that only sings in the shower or have a pet that only dances when no one is watching, or have a car that only runs on giggles or have a car that only runs on applause?

• have a pet that only sings in the shower or have a pet that only dances when no one is watching
• have a car that only runs on giggles or have a car that only runs on applause

Would you rather live in a house that’s always filled with the smell of popcorn or live in a house that’s always filled with the smell of fresh cookies, or have a superpower to make everyone’s shoelaces untie or have a superpower to make everyone’s glasses fog up?

• live in a house that’s always filled with the smell of popcorn or live in a house that’s always filled with the smell of fresh cookies
• have a superpower to make everyone’s shoelaces untie or have a superpower to make everyone’s glasses fog up

Would you rather have a pet that only naps on your head or have a pet that only naps on your keyboard, or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a ticking clock or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a dripping faucet?

• have a pet that only naps on your head or have a pet that only naps on your keyboard
• live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a ticking clock or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a dripping faucet

Would you rather have a superpower to make everyone’s clothes too tight or have a superpower to make everyone’s shoes too big, or live in a house that’s always filled with the scent of lavender or live in a house that’s always filled with the scent of pine?

• have a superpower to make everyone’s clothes too tight or have a superpower to make everyone’s shoes too big
• live in a house that’s always filled with the scent of lavender or live in a house that’s always filled with the scent of pine

Would you rather have a pet that only wakes you up with kisses or have a pet that only wakes you up by licking your face, or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a gentle breeze or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of rustling leaves?

• have a pet that only wakes you up with kisses or have a pet that only wakes you up by licking your face
• live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a gentle breeze or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of rustling leaves

Would you rather have a superpower to make everyone’s shoelaces turn into spaghetti or have a superpower to make everyone’s glasses turn into mirrors, or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a crackling fire or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a babbling brook?

• have a superpower to make everyone’s shoelaces turn into spaghetti or have a superpower to make everyone’s glasses turn into mirrors
• live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a crackling fire or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a babbling brook

Would you rather have a pet that only sleeps in the weirdest places or have a pet that only sleeps in the most inconvenient places, or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a distant train whistle or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a distant church bell?

• have a pet that only sleeps in the weirdest places or have a pet that only sleeps in the most inconvenient places
• live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a distant train whistle or live in a house that’s always filled with the sound of a distant church bell

Would you rather have a pet that only dances when you sing off-key, or have a pet that only naps when you need it to be quiet?

• have a pet that only dances when you sing off-key
• have a pet that only naps when you need it to be quiet

Would you rather live in a house where the furniture rearranges itself daily, or live in a house where the walls change color based on your mood?

• live in a house where the furniture rearranges itself daily
• live in a house where the walls change color based on your mood

Would you rather eat dinner foods for breakfast every day, or eat breakfast foods for dinner every day?

• eat dinner foods for breakfast every day
• eat breakfast foods for dinner every day

Would you rather shower before bed every night, or shower right after waking every morning?

• shower before bed every night
• shower right after waking every morning